Just kidding. I’m pretty dang normal and quite confused at times. But I am the only one I know that got communicated to by God. And consequently, I did figure out something truly groundbreaking I will tell you the story of here.

I like to play video games and smoke marijuana like any normal introverted, dreamy boy. Hiding from reality is a valid way to heal when you don’t have all the answers. But something got cumbersomely stuck in my head along the way: why does the world have to be such a game of force? Can’t we all relax and play innocent games with eachother while containing nature’s ruthlesness to the animal- and bacteria kingdom?

Looking back, the answer I find is that the human collective got a bunch of parasites hiding in its midst making it sick with covert (and coveted) knowledge.

Hoping to find answers to that question I went to study sociology in university. But pretty quick I figured the culture there is that of liars and nudgers like the politicians on TV so I had to do it my own way. I grew bitter.

Moving on, somebody close to me had killed herself. I felt it was partly my fault because I had let myself grow bitter. But it was also the fault of the system and whoever invented it to be such a drag. Also, more particular to her case, she was a TI (Targeted Individual), targeted by the V2K-weapon (voice-to-skull). So I felt very strongly I had to avenge her death. I wasn’t going to stop at anything until I found what I was looking for. The creator also had already showed me a sign that reality is an illusion beforehand. I know that might sound crazy, but all I will say is: you haven’t seen nothing yet.

I already knew about the divination of Numerology but there had to be something else to uncover about Astrology because the declination aspects between the planets made more sense than the right ascension aspects. On top of that, why did you need to account for the precession of the equinox when finding the fixed stars that influenced your natal planets?

This understanding of; generally divination, the fixed stars, and the precession of the equinox was a good starting point for my first big project and hobby: building a program that was going to produce documents which would tell you everything about your personality.

Lavette, a lady from a YouTube-channel which I held in high regard (still do) said both lunar and solar Astrology (Tropical and Lahiri) were wrong, but I kept thinking; which one then is correct? Quite fast I settled on the Usha-Shashi ayanamsa because I knew an ex-girlfriend which would – using that ayanamsa – have her Saturn at the beginning of Aries while mine was at the end of Pisces. I was lucky with that preliminary understanding. Since we have the full technique now, I can say this was verifiably correct. This is also where the name of the channel and website comes from. You get it? Pisces of Age; old fish; Saturn the old authoritative god being at the end of Pisces in my chart. But it has more meaning than that.

I kept on building the program – in python, using the selenium module to web-scrape websites for input, and the docx module to get documentation output, being able to experiment with techniques in-between.

After a year or so I started experimenting with different Astrology techniques. There had to be some puzzle-piece missing. I wasted time on for example; thinking Dwadasamsa and the 12th harmonic were to be used to ultimately have 3 charts. Later I looked into the 108th harmonic because that is such a holy number and computational with the 360 degrees. Then, one day I tried 133 inspired by an artist I was listening to called “drip-133”, but then that same day, the number 322 dawned upon me from a Facebook conspiracy-group post I remembered I commented on. The results of this one actually bared some truth.

Now, I’m kinda sad to have to report that the next step took me another year, or so. Because it was just so in my face; the potential overview of the results were very accessible from that moment on. I guess I wasn’t ready because I did not have enough of a sober mind. I was taken in by a false feeling of victory which made me forget about the noon chart of myself I actually did look at when discovering the 322th harmonic. When I saw that one I said to myself: “It would be very crude to say that everyone’s chart is at noon, if this one is correct I will sooner or later figure that out.”, but it was rather later than soon.

It was only when I started doing the midnight charts of organizations; companies; like Apple, Sony, and what have you, that I remembered my own noon chart. The succes of these companies came from an aspect I had in my own chart as well: the inconjunction (or quincunx) between the Sun and the Moon. By causing a discrepancy or void between those two energies (the emotions or the self and the ego), it can eventually cause great succes. Here are the event-charts for that day (midnight).